Tim Duffy and Steve Goffin

Posted by trends tracker | Posted in | Posted on 11:05 AM

The faux election of two dull mundane dreary humdrum vapid stodgy flat bland dry stale banal lackluster lummoxes to a non existent political office has already been written in the unabriged book of mind numbing boredom. We knew of their coming long before thier monotonous and stultifyingly useless time. They are totally devoid of skills knowledge talent wisdom charisma or personality and are completely reliant on the countenance, kindness and charity of friends,family and Ben Johnson of the Staten Island Advance to provide accolades for thier dim dum dopey dense sad meritless monochrome tedious and deficient routine. It is amazing to me how little it takes for some people to be satisfied. Just sit back and relish the sensation of the oxygen passing through your lungs and simply stare out into the air, check out the molecules and recite pendantic mantras. Apparently, anything that strives to appeal to something more than basic moter function capacity is not highly valued in our community. Just enjoy wallowing in your own infinitely pathetic existence. A mediocre event of this considerable magnitude was destined if not pre ordained to recieve top billing at the Martini Red on a Saturday night. The election night of Steve Goffin and Tim Duffy is Staten Island at it's most Staten Island'est. By the way, both of these self proclaimed comedians have stepped to the microphone and attempted to lambast and lampoon the big bad TerribleTim on several sad occasions. These two bearded <b>...</b>
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